Welcome to our Christmas Gift Guide 2022: Page A Day Calendars sent me a A Year of Good Beer 2023 Page-A-Day Calendar,290 Bad Jokes & 75 Punderful Puns Page-A-Day Calendar 2023 in exchange for a spot in this years Christmas Gift Guide which will be used as Gifts or reviewed in the New Year.
I know by now you know anything to do with BEER goes to David which is why I choose A Year of Good Beer 2023 Page-A-Day Calendar. Although David does need a Gift for work and I know all the men in his office would enjoy this calendar as well.
A Year of Good Beer 2023 Page-A-Day Calendar
Bottoms up to a year of fantastic Beer recommendations.
Crack open Sierra Nevada’s easy drinking Wild Little Thing Slightly Sour Ale, with aromas of Guava, Hibiscus, and Strawberry combining for a nicely balanced tartness. The Schlenkerla Oak Smoked Doppelbock, boasting a smooth smokiness and multilayered Malt intensity.
Plus American Craft Brewery Destinations (including the Russian River Brewing Co. in Santa Rosa, California), Beer Quizzes, Proper Glassware for Beer Styles, and How to Read a Beer Label: A session Beer just means it’s lower in Alcohol—usually 5 percent by volume or less. (Although it can refer to almost any style, session IPAs are the most popular.) Printed on responsibly sourced paper and 100% recyclable.
290 Bad Jokes & 75 Punderful Puns Page-A-Day Calendar 2023
Even though this Gift is for David I was thinking we could use this in our Homeschool to liven things up before we begin school each day. Especially on the mornings David is home. Or before we begin #FamilYGameNight we could read a couple of things getting in Charlie’s reading for the day. #Homeschool can be done anytime of the day and any way we like.
Fun for the whole family, all year long!
Keep the whole family in giggles and guffaws with the bestselling clean jokes calendar. Each day, there’s a pun, knock-knock, silly story, or riddle that’s so bad, it’s hilarious. What did the green Grape say to the purple Grape? BREATHE!
What is invisible and makes strange clucking noises all over your house? A Poultry geist. Plus dad jokes, bar jokes, The Best Medicine, Laughing at the Law, School Daze, and Banana jokes: What do you call shoes made out of Banana skins? Slippers. You’ll groan, and you’ll laugh. Printed on responsibly sourced paper and 100% recyclable.
Unforgettable Senior Moments Page-A-Day Calendar 2023
“Nothing is more responsible for the ‘good old days’ than a bad memory,” writes columnist Franklin Pierce Adams. Featuring quotes, jokes, and hilarious real-life senior moments. Like the hapless engraver who forgot to fix a flaw in the mold for Chile’s new 50-Peso coin, putting 1.5 million pieces that said REPUBLIC OF CHIIE in circulation.
Or the English man who parked his car and then couldn’t find it—for seven months. Plus Confusion in the Court, Head-Scratching Headlines (“State Population to Double by 2040; Babies to Blame”), and fascinating facts: Scientists believe irisin, released during exercise, may reduce memory loss and improve brain health. So go for that walk! Printed on responsibly sourced paper and 100% recyclable.
365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar 2023
Another year of celebrity gaffs, malapropisms, and facepalm moments that will make you cringe—then laugh at the utter inanity of it all.
Badly worded governmental guidance: “You’ve got to have the get-up-and-go to stay at home during this threat.”—Connecticut governor Ned Lamont. Contradictory sports commentary: “He’s had his ups and downs but he’s been consistent.”—auto racing commentator Sally Nugent. Plus head-scratching headlines (POLICE: HORSE GIVEN VERBAL WARNING IN RUNAWAY INCIDENT), nonreassuring school signs (Bolton Academy: a Grate Place to Learn), and reasons NOT to call 911: “I got a new phone for Christmas and I wanted to be sure it was working.” Printed on responsibly sourced paper and 100% recyclable.
Thank you,
Glenda, Charlie and David Cates
